My brother and I managed to catch Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) “Only Way Is Epic” tour in Geneva, and sat in the Front Row! He was very great, but the night was all but spoiled by “Scottish Colin” in the second row who just didn’t get self-parody!
Of course Great Britain is “great”, the clue’s in the f#€%ing title! I mean, the asylum seekers aren’t stopping in France, are they?
I love Americans because you’re dreamers, aren’t you? You’ve got that “American Dream”! We don’t have a dream in Great Britain, there’s no “British Dream”. Not because we lack some sort of sense of moral purpose, a sense of guiding destiny taking us towards a greater tomorrow, no. It’s because we’re AWAKE! It’s that simple…
