10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS

Hey are you almost ready?

Yayy! 1 more beer then we’re lesbian

Autocorrect!! Hahah!! Leaving!!!!!

My love for you is strong. I would buy you a casket if I could!

*castle. I promise I meant castle.

Emily?

Hello?

So what color is the dress you picket out?

Fuckweasel

…and what color is that exactly?

Fuchsia! hahaha

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dead husband!
Happy Birthday to you!

Thanks. I assume you meant “dear.”

Don’t think I’m weird, but I am sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom 🙂

WHAT?!?!?

yea it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you’re not here!

If you’re trying to be cute or funny it’s not working!

ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddddd *****SHIRT

I’m a gangster. I’m a straight up G, the hampster life is the life for me.

Been spendin’ most my life in the hamster paradise?

Don’t make fun of me…

I heard mom was in hospital? Is she ok???

She is okay now. I had to inject her with an EPIC penis

Oh for Christ’s sake. EPI pen

Can you pick me up some more boobsicles

No, I meant boobsicles

boobsicles

GOD DONKEY!

So that’s 3 orders of boobsicles and a holy donkey. Anything else? 🙂

This morning I choked on goat and pissed my coffee

LOL NO… I choked on TOAST and SPILLED my coffee… fuckin spell check

I like the other one better!!

Whoo hoo! It’s Friday. Screw the gym! I’m getting pregnant tonight!

Uh… Shouldn’t we talk about that first?

HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god. I wrote pringles and it autocorrected it

I almost had a heart attack