I am a British web designer and developer, working for the United Nations out in Geneva, Switzerland, where I live with my lovely wife Zoe.

Well, she might be worth over $7 million, but it looks like poor old Lindsay Lohan can’t afford a pair of panties! The Blogosphere is awash of new pictures of Lindsay “going comando” in the back of a Taxi, only two weeks after she flashed her hairless coochie to the paps whilst climbing out of a [...]

Last week, while trying to enjoy a performance by legendary former Beach Boy Brian Wilson at London’s Royal Festival Hall, the Hoffster was heckled by an American man shouting: “You are nothing without your robot car, NOTHING!” Meanwhile, if you want to to hear Hasselhoff rapping with Pingu, download “The Pingu Dance” here.

Perhaps the brightest star to emerge from Gulf War II is Iraq’s Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, or “Comical Ali“. “Our initial assessment is that they will all die. God will roast their stomachs in hell!“ He now has his very own fan site at: WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com