Coronation Street star Jack P Shepherd who plays David Platt on the show, is lesser known for his other starring role, the face of Poundland, Europe’s biggest single price discount retailer. Last year on average, he opened a new Poundland Store every eight weeks and four days. He also sticks around afterwards “to sign autographs and give away Poundland vouchers”. Classy.
Poor little Justin Bieber, those nasty people from the Interwebs just won’t stop circulating baseless and derogatory rumors about the 16 year old ‘Baby’ star on an almost daily basis.
So far the list of rumours, ranging from the absurd to the downright obscene, include getting arrested for swearing at the Police (6 June), dying – for the 3rd time (12 June), acquiring syphilis from a hooker (14 June), breaking his neck (15 June), bribing Chris Johnson to cover up the syphilis (16 June), really being only 12 years old (July 4), making a sex tape with Kim Kardashian (18 June), becoming pregnant (21 June), his mother posing topless in Playboy (24 June), being a hermaphrodite (25 June), and having his left testicle removed last week! It’s a wonder he finds time to sing!
Well, she might be worth over $7 million, but it looks like poor old Lindsay Lohan can’t afford a pair of panties! The Blogosphere is awash of new pictures of Lindsay “going comando” in the back of a Taxi, only two weeks after she flashed her hairless coochie to the paps whilst climbing out of a boat in Venice. Oh well, it seems to work for Britney…
But that wasn’t the only time she made the headlines last week. On Friday the 20-year-old was rushed to St. Vincent’s hospital in New York, after fracturing her wrist in two places falling over whilst “walking in flat boots”.
She started this year off in hospital after a severe asthma attack in January, and later the same month needed 10 stitches in her shin after falling on a broken cup at rocker Bryan Adams’ home in London. Looks like poor Li-Lo is having a bad run of luck lately!
Last week, while trying to enjoy a performance by legendary former Beach Boy Brian Wilson at London’s Royal Festival Hall, the Hoffster was heckled by an American man shouting:
“You are nothing without your robot car, NOTHING!”
Meanwhile, if you want to to hear Hasselhoff rapping with Pingu, download “The Pingu Dance” here.
Perhaps the brightest star to emerge from Gulf War II is Iraq’s Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, or “Comical Ali“.
“Our initial assessment is that they will all die. God will roast their stomachs in hell!“
He now has his very own fan site at: WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com
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