“That’s an impossibility… at best!”
I just overheard the most excellent phrase being used, “That’s an impossibility… at best!”. I’m going to use it the next time someone asks me to achieve the unachievable.
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10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS
“1 more beer then we’re lesbian”, “My love for you is strong. I would buy you a casket”, “I had to inject her with an EPIC penis” … and other classics!
Kanye vs Louis Vuitton – What a tool!
“Everybody in New York City right now don’t buy any Louis Vuitton. Now do you want to meet with me? Influence. They think that I don’t realize my power.”
Photos of abandoned places
Photographer Dan Marbaix travels from city to city exploring abandoned houses, asylums, churches, state buildings and more.
Harvest electricity from the air
Scientists in North Carolina have found a way to capture electricity from the microwave signals around us, possibly allowing devices to “recharge themselves”!
Top Tips: Eggs without a timer
Want to boil eggs to perfection without the need for a costly egg timer? Use a junior math problem to solve the quandary! [joke]
My Twitter-bots are roaming
I wrote several Twitter “bots” which are autonomously posting tweets and looking for followers. Two years on, and they have over 10,000 followers each!
Nominated for a Digital Communications Award
Today I learned that a website I built for UNHCR has been nominated for the 2013 Digital Communications Awards in Berlin!
“WiFi makes me lightheaded…”
Amusing comments to a woman who believes that WiFi zones are causing her to feel lightheaded, (despite the lack of scientific evidence).
Al Murray’s “Only Way Is Epic” tour
“Of course Great Britain is “great”, the clue’s in the f**king title! I mean, the asylum seekers aren’t stopping in France, are they?”
Lance Armstrong – How many?
When I’m feeling down, I just remind myself that I have as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstong, and twice as many testicles!
Mine’s smaller than yours! (computers, that is…)
Just got my Raspberry Pi, it’s a pocket-sized PC, the size of a credit card. Now I’ve just got to figure out what to do with it?!