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Funniest Autocorrect FAILS

10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS

6.Dec.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

“1 more beer then we’re lesbian”, “My love for you is strong. I would buy you a casket”, “I had to inject her with an EPIC penis” … and other classics!

Kanye West vs. Louis Vuitton

Kanye vs Louis Vuitton – What a tool!

29.Nov.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

“Everybody in New York City right now don’t buy any Louis Vuitton. Now do you want to meet with me? Influence. They think that I don’t realize my power.”

Photos of abandoned places - Dan Marbaix

Photos of abandoned places

13.Nov.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

Photographer Dan Marbaix travels from city to city exploring abandoned houses, asylums, churches, state buildings and more.

harvest electricity from microwave signals

Harvest electricity from the air

12.Nov.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

Scientists in North Carolina have found a way to capture electricity from the microwave signals around us, possibly allowing devices to “recharge themselves”!

Top Tips: Eggs without a timer

10.Oct.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

Want to boil eggs to perfection without the need for a costly egg timer? Use a junior math problem to solve the quandary! [joke]

My Twitter Bots are roaming

My Twitter-bots are roaming

1.Oct.201315.Apr.2016 2

I wrote several Twitter “bots” which are autonomously posting tweets and looking for followers. Two years on, and they have over 10,000 followers each!

Nominated for Digital Communications Awards 2013

Nominated for a Digital Communications Award

30.Jul.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

Today I learned that a website I built for UNHCR has been nominated for the 2013 Digital Communications Awards in Berlin!

WiFi makes me lightheaded

“WiFi makes me lightheaded…”

29.Jul.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

Amusing comments to a woman who believes that WiFi zones are causing her to feel lightheaded, (despite the lack of scientific evidence).

Al Murray's Only Way Is Epic tour

Al Murray’s “Only Way Is Epic” tour

5.Jun.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

“Of course Great Britain is “great”, the clue’s in the f**king title! I mean, the asylum seekers aren’t stopping in France, are they?”

Lance Armstrong - How many?

Lance Armstrong – How many?

29.Jan.201315.Apr.2016 Comment

When I’m feeling down, I just remind myself that I have as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstong, and twice as many testicles!

Raspberry Pi

Mine’s smaller than yours! (computers, that is…)

13.Dec.201215.Apr.2016 Comment

Just got my Raspberry Pi, it’s a pocket-sized PC, the size of a credit card. Now I’ve just got to figure out what to do with it?!

two-by-four

Who needs logic when we’ve got Imperial measurements?

19.Oct.201222.Jul.2016 Comment

Not content with basing the whole system on the size of arbitrary body parts, today I learned about standard Imperial measurements for wood!

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"The ability of human beings to gaze out at the wondrous, baffling universe in which we find ourselves, with minds uncluttered by dogma, has been and always will be the measure of our success. Faith will fade, religions will flower and vanish, but reason remains. Reason is where I put my faith, if you will. Reason is where I stand, and I am happy to stand there with you.
- Ron Reagan (Ronald Reagan’s son)

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