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Interwebs Vs. Justin Bieber

5.Jul.201023.Jun.2014 Comment

Poor little Justin Bieber, those nasty people from the Interwebs just won’t stop circulating baseless and derogatory rumors about the 16 year old ‘Baby’ star […]

String abstract PHP function

25.Jun.201021.Mar.2018 Comment

As a web developer, I’m often trying to squeeze text into small spaces, and sometimes the only way is to create a summary, or abstract […]

I Hate the French (lyrics)

22.Jun.201016.Nov.2016 1

Extracts from “I Hate the French”, a satirical comedy song written by Richard Curtis and performed by Howard Goodall, live during Rowan Atkinson’s 1980 UK […]

Really useful RegEx bits

16.Jun.201012.Nov.2013 Comment

If like me, you often need to use regular expressions, but still after over 10 years of using them can waste an entire morning just […]

Can you say Eyjafjallajokull?

9.Jun.201012.Nov.2013 Comment

Working with MySQL databases from PHP

18.May.201012.Nov.2013 Comment

If like me, you often forget what your database tables are called, or need to check if a MySQL table has been created successfully, but […]

Flight Of The Conchords… Mutha Ucker!

7.May.201012.Nov.2013 Comment

“Flight Of The Conchords” are New Zealand comedy duo Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, and sell themselves as “formerly New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based […]

New iPhone 4G prototype left in bar!

21.Apr.201013.Nov.2013 Comment

On the evening of Thursday, 18th of March, Apple Software Engineer Gray Powell was celebrating his 27th birthday at Gourmet Haus Staudt, a German beer […]

The Apple iPad – unveiled!

27.Jan.201013.Nov.2013 1

Apple is, at this very moment, unveiling the new iPad! An A4 size version of the iPhone, 0.5 inches thick, 1.5 pounds, 9.7″ touch screen […]

Fireworks over Lake Annecy

5.Aug.200812.Nov.2013 Comment

The spectacular grand finale to Annecy’s “Fête du Lac” fireworks display, Saturday 2nd August 2008. It just gets better and better!

Massive Attack – Paleo 2008

30.Jul.200812.Nov.2013 Comment

The Grand Finale to the whole show, with spectacular visuals and lightshow. Look out for the national flags! I think this maybe a previously unreleased […]

Check your head – here’s mine!

18.Jul.200813.Nov.2013 Comment

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"The ability of human beings to gaze out at the wondrous, baffling universe in which we find ourselves, with minds uncluttered by dogma, has been and always will be the measure of our success. Faith will fade, religions will flower and vanish, but reason remains. Reason is where I put my faith, if you will. Reason is where I stand, and I am happy to stand there with you.
- Ron Reagan (Ronald Reagan’s son)

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